FRIENDS OF GREEN RIDGE STATE FOREST
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Michael J. Carman




















Mountain Retreat

Nestled    in    the    not    so    mountainous    mountains    of   western Maryland,   is    a    state   forest   that   has    somehow    managed    to    elude the    eyes    of   developers,    and    those   who    prefer    brick   to    bark. Greenridge   has    for   many   years    been    my    escape   from   the   urban jungle,    and    it's    close    enough    to   visit   without   planning.    Taking the    three    hour   drive    to    the    forest    is    like   traversing   time    and space,    and    landing   in    a simpler   world.    A   world    abound   with beautiful   vistas,   warm    smells,    peaceful    sounds,    and    awe    inspiring creatures.

Between    the   forest's    southern    border   and    West   Virginia, flows    the    majestic    Potomac    river.    Her   teal   waters    meander through    the   mountains    like   a    shimmering   snake,    gliding effortlessly     through    a    marsh.    Cutting    a    path    through    the   forest, is   the   retired    C & O    canal,    now   a   popular   hiking   and    cycling trail.    From    any    of   the   sparsely    arranged    camp    sites,   you    can't be    seen    or   heard    by    campers    in    another   site.    The    indigenous wildlife    is    both    diverse    and    abundant.    The    forest   teems   with    all the    familiar   critters.    Deer   roam    the    hillsides    foraging,    like people   ambling   without   a   care   down   a   shady   country   lane.    A lucky    camper    may    catch    a    fleeting   glimpse    of   a    black   bear, bobcat,    or   a    ring-necked    pheasant.    The   cool   night    air   is occasionally    cut    by    the    sharp    howl    of   a    coyote,    or   screech    owl.

I   have    been    visiting   Greenridge    for   many   years,    and    I've introduced    my   family    to    it's   wonders.    Camping   at   Greenridge has    always    been    like    therapy    for   us.    My   wife    and    two    sons become    giddy   with    anticipation    upon    mentioning    Greenridge.


It's    their    escape    as   well,    a    place   where    they    can    shed    the weight   of   their   worlds    for    a   while.    I'm    proud    that   they    uphold my    unwritten    law    of   Greenridge,    "Always    leave    it   cleaner   than you   found   it".    I    am    sure   that   my    children   will   teach    theirs   the same    law,    as    this    family    retreat   becomes    tradition.

The    trips    are    less    frequent   now,    but   they    are    always memorable.    The    forest    is    relief   from    the    stress    and    anxiety    that weigh    on    a    person's    spirit.    It's    exhilarating   to cut   fire   wood, and    cook   over   embers.    I   love   the   leisure   of     rafting   down    the Potomac,    or   trout   fishing   in    nearby    fifteen    mile    creek.    There    is a    stone    overlook   far    above   the    river,    and    it   juts    from    the   side of   the    mountain    like    a    medieval    castle's    balcony.    It's    a wonderful    place   to    relax    and    see    shooting    stars.    When    night falls   we   perch   there   as    if   it   were   a   planetarium,    and    stare   in awe    at    the    speeding    streaks    of   light.    There    are    no    city    lights to    diminish    the    brilliance   of   the    starlit   sky.    Just    a   flicker   here and    there    from    a    distant   home    otherwise    hidden    by    trees.

I    guess    everyone    needs    a    place    to    run    to,    but   I'm    pleased that   those   who   would   not   appreciate    it   have   not   stumbled    upon my    nest    of   serenity.       Greenridge    is    my    escape   from    "Urbania". It's    like    sitting   in   your   favorite    chair,   wrapped    in   your   well broken    in    quilt.    Comfortable    and    easy,    and    no    thought    required. For   as    long   as    it    lasts,    Greenridge   will    remain    my    mountain retreat,    my     exit   that   beckons   to   lead    me   from    the   fast   lane   of modern   life.

 

Aaaaah, Nothing To Do

Like many of my friends that come to the mountains to get away, I lead a very hectic life. I slave all week at work, and put in time at home. Some one always needs to go somewhere, or be somewhere. Something always needs to be fixed, and of course, something that's been fine for ages needs to be changed. Why on earth are we always so hyped for the weekend, when the weekend usually means more work? However, there are those rare occasions when you're miraculously all caught up, (or you say "to hell with it") and that's when you get out of town before something comes up to hold you back.

When you're away from home, you're often tormented by thoughts of things that you should have done, or should be doing. You worry about the house, the pets, the family, the state of the union, etc... It's different when you go to the mountains. The further you get from the city, the more those thoughts of dereliction seem to melt away. It's when you get there, get all set up and crack that first cold brew, you realize there's nothing to do.

I hope that you can appreciate "nothing to do" as much as me. I'm not saying that you should do nothing at all, but if you choose to do nothing at all, it's perfectly okay. I know for some folks, Green Ridge means "Oh boy, we're here, there's so much to do". For me Green Ridge means "Hallelujah, I'm here and there's absolutely nothing to do". I like to fish and go rafting. I

like to drive around and see the sights and landmarks of Green Ridge, but sometimes I just don't want to. Sometimes I want nothing to do.

When I'm home, I can't sit still for more than ten minutes without feeling guilty because there's something else I should do. If I vacation at the ocean, no one will let me sit still for ten minutes, which equates to about a hundred bucks at the ocean. I usually can't wait to go back to work to get a vacation from my vacation. Again, I'm not saying that I don't enjoy that now and then, but believe me there's a lot to be said for having nothing to do. Oh, I must clarify this for you casual readers of books and fodder such as this essay. This does not qualify as doing something, this is just something that may occur when you're doing nothing.

Maybe it's age, or maybe laziness. Maybe there are certain occasions when you`re "allowed" to do nothing. When you can finally grasp this concept, then and only then, will you be able to enjoy the mountains on a gray rainy day. When there's not much you can do, it's much easier to relax and do nothing. So the next time it rains on you trip to Green Ridge, don't don your rain gear and run off to do something that you don't like to do in the rain. Find a dry spot, pull up a cooler of your favorite beverage, and listen to how good it sounds doing absolutely nothing. Have fun, friends.

Mike Carman


GETTING HOOKED

We've all heard fish tales about the proverbial "one that got away", or similar hard to swallow stories. Upon hearing these yarns that go through a metamorphosis each time they are told, one may wonder if they're expressions of joy, or excursions of sorrow. I've been going fishing for forty years,   and as a child I considered it a boring, loathsome chore.   I'm now forty five years old, and the father of two teen boys, and going fishing has become one of life's greatest pleasures.   The transition was miraculous and wonderful.

Saturday mornings, eleven or twelve years old, asleep in my nice warm bed and wanting to stay that way.   "Five o'clock, let's get   a move on" Dad would bellow, as if I were the only person in the world left asleep. I'd throw myself into some old jeans,   a shirt that I wouldn't   realize is on backwards for hours, and my tattered old fishing sneakers. "Hurry up, the good spots will be taken" he'd threaten as I'd clumsily collect the fishing crap. "I sure as hell hope so", I'd mumble.   An hour later I'd be sitting on an upturned bucket, almost awake, and fostering the foulest of moods, while Dad ritualistically arranged the crap.   I'd grab my   rod and start the process of murdering a small fish, in order to murder a bigger fish. It wouldn't be long before I'd tell Dad that my line was snagged.   "Walk along the bank until it comes loose" was the inevitable cure for a snagged line.   It was also inevitable that I'd snap the line, losing not only the  previously impaled   bait,


but the precious tackle.   As the fishless hours passed, the boredom would overcome me, and I'd start playing with the bait. "You'll never catch any fish by goofin' around" he'd grumble.   "I could care less" was my usual response to myself.    I hated walking along the bank, as much as I hated getting up before the sun, and as much as I hated fishing. Knowing that Dad wanted me there made it bearable, and I could sense that there was more to it than catching fish. There were times when I had really pissed him off, but he was fishing, and patience would prevail.   I'd sit at the dinner table on the evenings of our trips, and act as though the fish "He" caught was delicious, when in fact I'd be close to chumming.   That's "tossing cookies" for the non -fishing sector.

I'd   sometimes bring   friends to share my misery.   As seasons passed, Dad got busier and couldn't go fishing as often, so I'd fish with just my friends. The weekend would arrive, and I'd ask Dad to go fishing. "Not this week Mike, too much to do". The weeks turned into years, and years turned into decades.   I started fishing alone after my friends had gotten "too busy".   I even learned to actually catch fish, and eating a fresh fish dinner is now like a birthday present that I wouldn't return. Thanks to Dad's teachings, I can clean and filet anything from a small flounder, to a two hundred pound grouper.

I somehow came to enjoy this reprehensible hobby, and I even plan family vacations around fishing. Five o'clock on Saturday mornings I eagerly spring from bed and yell   for my sons, " C'mon guys, let's get a move on". I


fill up a travel mug with coffee, pack a cooler with snacks and drinks, and listen to my boys gripe as we load my truck with gear. We get to my favorite spot, and I   start arranging the fishing paraphernalia the way a "FengShui" artist arranges furniture. One needs the ability to reach anything, without laying one's rod down. Everyone knows that, "Duh". We bait the hooks, cast the lines, and wait for absolutely nothing to happen. We still get snagged, but I've learned that if we walk it down the bank, it'll come loose. My sons hate taking that walk down the bank. I don't really don't mind if they snap the line, and now I'm sure Dad didn't mind much when I did.   Hours may pass without a bite, but there's no goofing around or we would miss the bite, and my sons seem to love goofing around. They've been known to eat the bait. Rainbow trout love marshmallows, and so do my boys.

Michael Carman

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